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DUE TO EXPONENTIAL POPULATION GROWTH AND THE RISING BILLIONS OF PHRASES THAT ARE SPOKEN EACH DAY BY MAN, SQUISH'S TOP TEN QUOTES HAS EXPANDED TO BECOME SQUISH'S TOP FIFTEEN QUOTES, ALTHOUGH THE NAME WILL STAY THE SAME DUE TO LACK OF FUNDS TO CHANGE THE WORKING TITLE OF THIS PAGE, AND ASTOUNDING LAZINESS ON SQUISH'S PART TO NOT WANT TO BOTHER TO CHANGE THE LINK NAMES TO THIS PAGE. PLUS "TOP TEN" IS ALLITERATED RATHER NICELY, DON'T YOU THINK? WHY CHANGE SUCH A POETIC PAGE TITLE JUST TO ACHIEVE MAXIMUM MATHEMATICAL ACCURACY?

here we go.... note these are just some of MY favorites. individual opinions may vary =P

15. "You know, if I stuck my hand down my pants and then grabbed some of the popcorn you probably wouldn't even mind, would you?" -Joe Gryglik

14. "Well, it's 2:32 and I feel weird too. Then again, I also felt weird at 2:31 and 2:30. 2:29 wasn't as weird, but 2:28, DAMN, that was a WEIRD minute." -Josh Rosenthal

13. "There's just something about talking to you, [Squish], that makes me want to urinate." -Scott Mccray

12. "i'm actually remarkably easy to convince, so it shows that your lack of trying obviously has failed again." -adam

11."I'd feel weird if like my great uncle came into the bathroom just after I got out of the shower and said 'That's a mighty fine tool ya got there sonny, lemme have a squeeze of that.' " -Josh Rosenthal

10. "If I had a nickel for every time I said that, well, I wouldn't have any nickels. Except for the nickels I aquired through other means." -sam

9. "i just want you to know that was NOT me you saw on the bridge this morning. i wasn't even there, so how i even know that you saw someone on the bridge even resembling me is beyond me, so just take my word for it. would i lie to you?" -kornflake

8. "Never try to baptize a cat." -Brianne Dotts, a tip spoken from experience

7."There are only three types of people who will tell you they're 100% secure in their masculinity. Idiots, liars, and lesbians." -Sam

6. "If you make a mistake, then your confusion will be completely off." -Prof. Mirie, Calculus III

5. "Oooo you DO have soft kissy lips!"
- josh rosenthal, while drunk and high after being kissed by me, after jen had declared that i had soft kissy lips.

4. "So if you had a clone of me would you fuck it?" -Scott

3. "Hey, Sarah is suffocating tinky winkie with her boobs." -Jose

2. "Tell me something I already know, so I can reserve braincells by playing dumb." -kornflake

1. "I'm everybody's collective imaginary friend." -Sam