Questions I used to hear every time I updated my quotes list:
why aren't i on your quote list?
why do i only have one quote on your quote list?
why do i only have two quotes on your quote list?
why do i only have three quotes on your quote list?
why didn't my quote make the top15?
why didn't i make the top 10?
why didn't i make the top 5?
why does sam have the #1 quote, and not me?

and jokingly, i say, because you're just not funny enough, because i know you're too stupid to realize that i'm just covering up the fact that i think you're a complete idiot and should be shot