SQUISH - NOT QUITE A LOVE SONG

GUITAR: C, G, and F 

I want you to know that if we were on a high cliff, 
Watching the breathtaking world below, 
And i held you, as we watched the heavenly sunset; 
I want you to know, that I would never push you off 

I want you to know that if we were on an island, 
And we didn't have anything to eat, 
And we were starving, and very close to dying, 
I want you to know, that even then, 
I wouldn't kill you for food 

Oh I would give my life for you 
My box of life cereal that is 
Yeah I would trade it any day for you 
Cuz you mean so much more to me than cereal 

I want you to know 
That if you were standing in the middle of the road 
And a car was comin' to getcha... 
...and it gotcha, and sped away, leaving you screaming in agony on the Ground
obviously needing immediate medical attention; 
I want you to know 
That I would give him the finger as he was driving off 

I want you to know that if you were in a coma, 
And the doctors said there was only a slim chance you'd ever wake, 
And even then, it would likely take quite awhile; 
I want you to know that I would never pull the plug... 

...unless the medical expenses for keeping you alive weren't totally covered 
under insurance. cause I DO have a limited income and a lot of expenses to 
pay and i'm sure all that expensive equipment running twenty-four hours a day 
needed to keep someone alive in a coma racks up a pretty expensive medical 
bill and i just don't think i could meet even a portion of it on my 
below-average lower-middle class income. 

...i mean i DID get a raise last month but even with another raise and an 
extra large holiday bonus i still don't think it would be enough.  And I'm 
sure you'd understand cuz you know how tight my money is. I mean just last 
week you were BITCHING about how i don't take you out enough or buy you 
enough things which is a real load of selfish BULLSHIT coming from you cause 
all YOU do all day is sit on your ass and watch TV and go shopping with your 
bimbo girlfriends like that short slim red-head with those moiste pouting 
lips who always has her hair back in that cute little bun with the purple 
scrunchie WHILE I'M OUT WORKING TWO JOBS TO SUPPORT YOUR APATHETIC, 
SELF-DEGENERATING *SLOTH*. WELL IF YOU REALLY WANT MONEY WHY DON'T YOU GET 
YOUR ASS OFF THE COUCH AND GET A JOB YOURSELF; YOU LAZY, LEECHING, 
UNGRATEFUL, SELF-INFATUATED *BITCH*! 

I want you to know, that I love you!.... 
more than your sister.