SQUISH - KORNFLAKE

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Hyper as a top; she'll spin around and never never stop
She's bouncing 'round the room
She's crashing into things
Happy as a toy
Poke her and she'll make a cool noise oh boy
Yah she'll do anything
Just push her button pull her string
But just don't give her coffee
She'll get over bouncy
No don't pour that coffee in the kornflakes!

Comic as a clown
She'll come and cheer us all up when we're down
My mother died today; but Kornflake's here so that's okay
Cuddly as a cat
The kind of cat that you would like to pat
Not like the nasty kind
Who'll bite and claw and scratch your face off
But just don't give her catnip
She'll get over pouncy
No don't pour that catnip
In the Kornflakes

We're sad, we're sad, we're really really said
Yes we're getting out the draino and the razors and the noose
My dog got run over and my Aunt fell off a cliff
And we all have hemroidal cramps and migrain headaches too
My llama got the flu, I don't know what to do
Yes we're guilt strickin' sobbin and we're really really sad
But that's okay
Cuz hey, here comes Kornflake
To cheer us up

Intriguing as a spork
Random as a sweedish dog who goes bork
Instead of going bark
Cuz Swedish dogs go bork
But just don't scoop that sugar with the spork
She'll get over bouncy
No don't scoop that sugar in the Kornflakes

Oh bork bork bork bork (etc)

Yah there goes Kornflake
There she goes
There goes Kornflake
There... she... goes.