SQUISH - BETTER BOUNCE YOUR BOOBS

Chords: C, G, F

What makes love?  What are the ingredients
To make love?  Some people leave one out...

Cuz they all say it's the inside that counts
And they all say it's your souls that should pounce
And some even say the body shouldn't count an ounce
But when's the last time you saw a famous supermodel walk into an
event With a big ugly sumu wrestler the size of a small minivan?

YOU DON'T!

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...'Cuz the sad -- truth -- is -- that
You have to be a hunk to get the gorgeous girl
And you can't kiss courtney cox with sixty zits
And you better bounce your boobs to bait the beefy boys
And you have to be on friends to screw brad pitt

Hey it's funny how the fatties think we're all so superficial
Could it be you're just annoyed that i do not want to be with you?
Is it really so un-kosher that i want to poke your belly
And feel something slightly solid, not a bouncing blob of jelly?

So please don't call me shallow 'cuz I don't have hots for you
If i'm simply not attracted, what the hell else can i do?
Cupid's arrow must have missed me when you walked in through the door
So just change your state and loose some weight
And then i'll like you more

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When it comes to love some people say that races shouldn't matter
But if offered black or white I find I'll likely like the latter
'Cuz I'm simply not attracted to a darker shade of skin
But it's just like being blue-eyed, black-haired,
blonde, big, buff, or thin
So please don't call me racist 'cuz i don't have hots for you
If I'm simply not attracted, what the hell else can i do?
I can't change how my sex drive functions, cannot change the lense
So i'm sorry dude, hey love is crude, but we can still be friends

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Oh, love without lust is a building with no bricks
It's a breath of fresh air without an atmosphere.
It's a party with no people
It's a lawyer with no lies
It's a partriage with no pear tree
It's a french without the fries
It's a tisue with no "tish"
It's a gluestick with no glue
It's a yin without a yang
and it's whole milk without the moo....

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...yeah you have to be on friends to screw Brad Pitt
...yeah you have to  be Angelena Jolie
Or Jenifer Anniston, or any of the other girls who wedded Brad Pitt
to wed Brad Pitt