SQUISH - BALD CHICKS verse/chorus: G, C9, D bridge: Em, C9, D, G Hey look at those chicks over there Hey look they don't have any hair Kinda makes you wanna stare Cause hey that one looks like a beaut And hey her head is really cute Looks like a nice smooth mango fruit I'd like to go and ask her out Ask what the bald thing's all about I bet she'd have advantages, no doubt, like She wouldn't brush her hair, while you just wait Making you 80 minutes late She'd never cry about her hair's sad state, no Bald chicks, yeah we dig them Bald chicks, can't live without them Bald chicks, yeah we dig them Bald chicks, wish we knew some Hey look, that chick with that white cane She's being led by that great dane I'd like to go and ask her name Oh hey it looks like she can't see Hey maybe she'll bump into me I've always had that fantasy We'd go to lunch, she'd order soup I'd tell her she got a scoop of poop There's much potential if you stoop that low, I could lie about the size of my little friend And come out honest in the end She'll still believe me with a TEN-inch strap-on Blind chicks, they can't see us Blind chicks, always dig us Blind chicks, they can't see us Blind chicks, think we're genius Who wants a normal girl What's so hot about ordinary Who wants a normal girl Real odd chicks kick ass My chick's high maintenance, so high Sometimes I wish that she'd just die It'd kiss so many problems goodbye I wouldn't have to meet her needs in bed I could just meet my own instead Although a dead girl can't give head Dead chicks, yeah we dig them UP Can't live without them Dead chicks, they're so easy Dead chicks, don't have to please them Some chicks are extra small or tall But those aren't the chicks for whom I fall I want a chick that has it all It's not just bald or blind or dead I need I want a chick that has all three Oh baby that's the chick for me Bald, blind, dead chicks You can't beat them Bald, blind, dead chicks Or likely meet them Though if you do have a dead chick, you could always gorge out her eyeballs to make her blind and shave her head to make her bald, cause she probably wouldn't mind at that point. Or if you consider that she's blind already because she's dead, you wouldn't have to go through the trouble of scooping out her eyeballs. All this is assuming you found a recently dead corpse, because a long-dead corpse wouldn't have any eyes or hair or flesh anyway, which actually contradicts what I just said about it being unlikely to meet a bald, blind, dead chick, because if you just find any dead chick she'll automatically include the subcategories of being bald and blind, along with a bunch of other attributes like deaf, mute, and boobless. Oh, and the other problem with a recently dead chick is that there's always a chance she's only mostly dead, like in Princess Bride or that Monty Python skit with the dead mother that I memorized at one point but don't have time to recite now since this rant is already sickeningly long and it would be copyright infringement anyway. Who wants a normal girl What's so hot about ordinary Who wants a normal girl Real odd chicks kick ass Hey look at those chicks over there Hey look they don't have any hair