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SURVEYS: THE 1st SET

 
 
Wed Nov 10 14:40:43 1999
From: Jennifer A Wasilko
> BEST FRIEND: Marvin, my Amazing Psychic Lizard
> COLLECT: dust
> BEST ADVICE EVER GIVEN: Take showers regularly
> WORDS OR PHRASES YOU USE TOO MUCH: Inconcievable!  -and:
        (rapidly becoming too frequent) "Leo"
> DREAM CAR:  the lunar landing module from "Apollo 13"
> DUMBEST THING I EVER DID: Sat here writing a letter when 52
        lines of ancient Greek was supposed to be translated by 
        tomorrow
> SCARIEST THING I EVER DID: Ate dinner with my toes and
        wondered what that weird crunching noise was 
> THINGS YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO DO BUT NEVER HAD THE TIME: sing
        "The Neverending Song" backwards  
> SPECIAL SKILLS OR TALENT:  can speak penguin
> CHARACTER TRAITS I LOOK FOR IN A PERSON:  dark eyes, a
        mysterious smile, and fur.
> WHAT I WANT TO BE:  I would really like to be a snowball.
        But I'm not.
> FAVE ACTOR:  Bill Clinton
> FAVE ACTRESS:  Hillary Clinton
> FAVE CARTOON:  Elvis and Butthead
> FAVE MOVIE: "Seymore's Magic Beerbottle"
 
-Jen

From: Sam
Wed Nov 10 14:40:52 1999
 
> NICKNAMES:  Your Highness, Your Majesty, buddy
> COLLECT:  1-800-COLLECT (for all your calling needs)
> BEST ADVICE EVER GIVEN:  If it itches, scratch it.
> WORDS OR PHRASES YOU USE TOO MUCH:  Like, I don't, like have any of
        those.
> A NON-SPORTS GAME WHICH YOU PLAY:  Tic-Tac-Toe
> SCARIEST THING I EVER DID:  I dressed in all black and killed several
        people just to watch them die.
> FAVE THING TO DO IN THE WINTER:  Bundle up in front of the fire place
        and squirt lighter fluid onto the duraflame log.
> CHARACTER TRAITS I LOOK FOR IN A PERSON:  Breasts.
> WHAT I WANT TO BE:  Rich.  Filthy fucking rich.
> RELIGION:  has been the main cause of death on the planet since the
        beginning of time
> FAVE MUSIC:  Whatever cute girls think is good music.
> FAVE CDS:  Yanni's Greatest Hits
> FAVE SUBJECT:  Me. I love talking about me.
> LEAST FAVE SUBJECT:  You, you arrogant bastard.
> FAVE SPORT: HA! Hahahahahaha....
> FAVE ACTRESS:  Leonardo D'Caprio
> FAVE ANIMAL:  Human Female
> FAVE VIDEO/COMPUTER GAME: Galactic Trader v5.0

From: squish
Wed Nov 10 14:42:02 1999
 
> AGE: 18.6387462187 (from the moment i typed the last key)
> BEST FRIEND: my invisible friend Jamoo (he is NOT imaginary!  just
        invisible!)
> COLLECT: piles and piles of clothes, papers, and trash on my floor
> LOSE: guitar picks, hair elastics, important papers
> WORDS OR PHRASES YOU USE TOO MUCH: "Pepe!  Look out for that bus!!"
> DUMBEST THING I EVER DID: parashooting without a parashoot
> SCARIEST THING I EVER DID: parashooting without a parashoot
> THINGS YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO DO BUT NEVER HAD THE TIME:  write a 
        fourty-seven volume encyclopedia on why Voyager sucks.
> FAVE FOOD: coconut, pringles, cheesecake, human flesh
> FAVE VACATION: abducted & tortured by aliens
> FAVE ANIMAL: dragon (who says they don't exist?  i think that's a myth)
 
- squish

From: John Kramer
Wed Nov 10 14:42:14 1999
 
>AGE: 19 years and some months, 20 if you count time during pregnancy
>JOBS:  Classified.
>COOLEST EXPERIENCE:  Being. (Think about it....)
>LEAST FAVE FOOD:  Any internal organs.
>LEAST FAVE SUBJECT:  Stupid things.... (you know what I'm talking about,
 right?)
>FAVE THINGS TO WEAR:  Skin(I'm never caught without it...)

From: Igor Levit
Wed Nov 10 14:42:35 1999
 
NICKNAMES:  Iggy, God
AGE: 9/50ths of a century
BEST FRIEND: My AK-47 -- goes by the name of 'Bessie'
HOBBIES:  Doing stuff that I like to do.
BEST ADVICE EVER GIVEN: Don't go there!
DREAM CAR:  A yellow Volkswagon Beetle covered with purple polkadots and a
  big  cuban cigar strapped on to the roof that gives fatherly advice and
  dynamically  transforms itself into a higher form of life. (Or, at least 
  that's what I saw  in my dream ... ) [Note to any psychology majors/minors 
  reading this:  Let's see you try to figure that one out!]
DUMBEST THING I EVER DID:  Gave a presentation to the United Nations for 20 
  minutes before realizing I was completely naked.
SPECIAL SKILLS OR TALENT:  Can spell 'kinky' without referring to the 
  dictionary
CHARACTER TRAITS I LOOK FOR IN A PERSON: Wisdom and Charisma > 15
WHAT I WANT TO BE:  The letter 'j'
FAVE MUSIC:  Classic (vintage) rock, classical, that high-pitched "Ah-oh!" 
  sound ICQ makes when you get a message
FAVE CDS:  Those America On-Line Version 3.0 Trial Membership things they
  send you in the mail -- very good armor material.
FAVE COLOR:  0 35 135
FAVE SUBJECT:  I don't really have one favorite -- all those foolish mortals 
  who worship me share my favor.
FAVE SPORT: Ping-pong, volleyball, 2nd degree manslaughter
FAVE TV SHOW:  The Super-Terrific Happy Hour
FAVE CARTOON:  My Little Pony

Wed Nov 10 14:43:42 1999
From: Joseph Gryglik
 
 SIBS: 3 older sisters (imagine the suffering I endure) 
 BEST FRIEND: Carl (the missing friend I never met)
 DREAM CAR: Anything new that runs well and has a nice looking girl on the
            passenger's side  
 DUMBEST THING I EVER DID: This is hard I do a lot of dumb things 
 CHURCH: It burnt down just the other day  
 FAVE VACATION: The days I spent in the Asylum  
 FAVE BOOKS: I am illerate... thanks now I am hurt that was such a touchy 
             subject.

Wed Nov 10 14:42:42 1999
From: Josh Rosenthal
 
>AGE:  two years too young
>DREAM CAR:  one that goes when i hit the gas
>COOLEST EXPERIENCE:  i hope i have not experienced my coolest experience
  yet, because if i had, the rest of my life would be downhill from there
>DUMBEST THING I EVER DID:  waste 2 hours and 6 dollars on Johnny Mnemonic
>SCARIEST THING I EVER DID:  cried "havoc," and let slip the dogs of war
>THINGS YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO DO BUT NEVER HAD THE TIME:  molly galloway.
  she graduated early *sniffle*
>CHARACTER TRAITS I LOOK FOR IN A PERSON:  tolerance of my dysfunctionality
>FAVE FOOD:  powdered donut pancake surprise
>LEAST FAVE FOOD:  brussels sprouts.  or are they really elephant boogers?
>FAVE SPORT:  baseball--fat men in tight pants try to hit a ball over a
  fence with a stick.  the great american passtime
>FAVE DAY OF THE WEEK:  tomorrow
>FAVE HOLIDAY:  the non-denominational pagan tree worshipping gift exchange

Wed Nov 10 14:42:47 1999
From: John Herbert Lisle
 
>AGE:old enough to be fucked, but not old enough to be toally fucked.
 
>HOBBIES: growing fang and fur and going out to kill people 
>BEST ADVICE EVER GIVEN: Kill'em all and let god sort them out.
>DREAM CAR:I don't dream  
>DUMBEST THING I EVER DID: reply to this email
>FAVE THING TO DO IN THE SUMMER: be dark and brooding 
>FAVE THING TO DO IN THE WINTER: be dark and brooding
>SPECIAL SKILLS OR TALENT: being dark and brooding 
>CHARACTER TRAITS I LOOK FOR IN A PERSON: dark and brooding 
>WHAT I WANT TO BE:dark and brooding  
>FAVE FOOD:Dead flesh  
>FAVE ACTRESS:Any good looking girl between the 16-26 that like to take 
  there cloth off in films.  
>FAVE ANIMAL: any dead one 
>FAVE DAY OF THE WEEK:  they all suck
>FAVE MONTH: they all suck 
>FAVE HOLIDAY: they all suck
>FAVE PART OF THE NEWSPAPER:it sucks  
>POLITICS:  Anrhcy
>FAVE THINGS TO WEAR:My doc's(very good for kicking people who send me
  stupid emails) 

Wed Nov 10 14:43:09 1999
From: David Reynolds
 
> SCHOOL: Not if I can help it.
> BEST FRIENDS: Mr. & Mrs. R. Hand
> COLLECTIONS:  send donations to:
               Rev. David Reynolds
               10 Forsyth St. rm#485
               Boston, MA 02115
> BEST ADVICE EVER GIVEN: "Get your Bitch Ass back in the kitchen, and
  make me some pie!"
> COOLEST EXPERIENCE:  two words... Blizzard, naked
> DUMBEST THING I EVER DID: see above
> THINGS YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO DO BUT NEVER HAD THE TIME:  rob a bank/foreplay
> SPECIAL SKILLS OR TALENT:  Ask the girls in rooms 346-357, 401-404,
  406-413, 422-467, and all of the west wing ("Nudge-Nudge, wink-wink!  Say
  no More!"); cooking; wait, what was the question again?; pinball;
  express manufacturing of high explosives; jump out of buildings in a
  single bound; personal teleportation (so far only up to a maximum
  distance of 10^-9 meters); great shot with a plasma rifle; doing stupid
  things, and making it look cute; cow-tipping; writing long, silly
  stories; i can read and write: ( C spot runn.  sPot runz qikle.  (Spot
  has the runzs)); shaving, at least half my face; sleeping in class;
  should I stop now?  didn't think so; drawing silly cartoon faces; I can
  sniff out a rat, anywhere in a laboratory, as long as there is a rat
  there; typing; no, wait.. that one's just too dirty; i'm often
  redundant, over and over again, many times, rapidly, in succession,
  without a break.  That is to say, I repeat myself.  I, you might say,
  repeat myself a lot. I do this repeatedly.  it gets annoying; good humor
  (bars); and thank you for your time. 
> FAVE PART OF THE NEWSPAPER:  the Obituaries, to see if any of my, umm,
  ahh friends made the paper.

Wed Nov 10 14:43:57 1999
From: Sam
Subject: I decided to answer the questions again. I love boredom.
 
> SCHOOL:  Elementary, my dear Watson.
> HOBBIES:  I collect things.  (see below)
> COLLECT:  Hobbies.
> DUMBEST THING I EVER DID:  Waged war on Albania.
> SCARIEST THING I EVER DID:  Actually tried to fight the Albania Army.
> THINGS YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO DO BUT NEVER HAD THE TIME:  Pick a fight
   with someone bigger than me, then kick his ass, and stop just before I
   kill him.  Then I will let him live, just to watch him walk around in
   shame for the rest of his sad pathetic life.  Then I would actually kill
   him and say, "Ha ha! Fooled you!"
> FAVE THING TO DO IN THE SUMMER:  Eat watermellons and spit the seeds at 
   old people, small children, defenseless animals, and cripples  Then I
   like to say, "Don't mess with me.  I'm the guy who conquered Albania."
> FAVE MUSIC:  Classical Hip Hop
> LEAST FAVE FOOD:  Yellow Dye #7
> FAVE VACATION:  1 day abduction as a result of mistaken identity.
> FAVE SUBJECT:  Albania military stratigy.
> LEAST FAVE SUBJECT:  I don't want to talk about it.
> FAVE SPORT:  Competitive Yak Hunting
> FAVE ACTOR:  The guy who played Yoda
> FAVE ACTRESS:  Lassie
> FAVE CARTOON:  That Japanese cartoon that sent 700+ kids to the
   hospital.
> FAVE ANIMAL:  Deaf Bats
> FAVE PART OF THE NEWSPAPER:  The index
> POLITICS:  I was once the President of Albania
> FAVE BOOKS:  "Advanced Statistics and Multidimentional Non-linear
   Calculus for Dummies"
> FAVE VIDEO/COMPUTER GAME:  Microsoft Word
> FAVE QUOTE OR SAYING:  "That was the best sex I've ever had.  Thank you, Sam."

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