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SURVEYS: THE 1st SET
Wed Nov 10 14:40:43 1999
From: Jennifer A Wasilko
> BEST FRIEND: Marvin, my Amazing Psychic Lizard
> COLLECT: dust
> BEST ADVICE EVER GIVEN: Take showers regularly
> WORDS OR PHRASES YOU USE TOO MUCH: Inconcievable! -and:
(rapidly becoming too frequent) "Leo"
> DREAM CAR: the lunar landing module from "Apollo 13"
> DUMBEST THING I EVER DID: Sat here writing a letter when 52
lines of ancient Greek was supposed to be translated by
> SCARIEST THING I EVER DID: Ate dinner with my toes and
wondered what that weird crunching noise was
> THINGS YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO DO BUT NEVER HAD THE TIME: sing
"The Neverending Song" backwards
> SPECIAL SKILLS OR TALENT: can speak penguin
> CHARACTER TRAITS I LOOK FOR IN A PERSON: dark eyes, a
mysterious smile, and fur.
> WHAT I WANT TO BE: I would really like to be a snowball.
But I'm not.
> FAVE ACTOR: Bill Clinton
> FAVE ACTRESS: Hillary Clinton
> FAVE CARTOON: Elvis and Butthead
> FAVE MOVIE: "Seymore's Magic Beerbottle"
Wed Nov 10 14:40:52 1999
> NICKNAMES: Your Highness, Your Majesty, buddy
> COLLECT: 1-800-COLLECT (for all your calling needs)
> BEST ADVICE EVER GIVEN: If it itches, scratch it.
> WORDS OR PHRASES YOU USE TOO MUCH: Like, I don't, like have any of
> A NON-SPORTS GAME WHICH YOU PLAY: Tic-Tac-Toe
> SCARIEST THING I EVER DID: I dressed in all black and killed several
people just to watch them die.
> FAVE THING TO DO IN THE WINTER: Bundle up in front of the fire place
and squirt lighter fluid onto the duraflame log.
> CHARACTER TRAITS I LOOK FOR IN A PERSON: Breasts.
> WHAT I WANT TO BE: Rich. Filthy fucking rich.
> RELIGION: has been the main cause of death on the planet since the
beginning of time
> FAVE MUSIC: Whatever cute girls think is good music.
> FAVE CDS: Yanni's Greatest Hits
> FAVE SUBJECT: Me. I love talking about me.
> LEAST FAVE SUBJECT: You, you arrogant bastard.
> FAVE SPORT: HA! Hahahahahaha....
> FAVE ACTRESS: Leonardo D'Caprio
> FAVE ANIMAL: Human Female
> FAVE VIDEO/COMPUTER GAME: Galactic Trader v5.0
Wed Nov 10 14:42:02 1999
> AGE: 18.6387462187 (from the moment i typed the last key)
> BEST FRIEND: my invisible friend Jamoo (he is NOT imaginary! just
> COLLECT: piles and piles of clothes, papers, and trash on my floor
> LOSE: guitar picks, hair elastics, important papers
> WORDS OR PHRASES YOU USE TOO MUCH: "Pepe! Look out for that bus!!"
> DUMBEST THING I EVER DID: parashooting without a parashoot
> SCARIEST THING I EVER DID: parashooting without a parashoot
> THINGS YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO DO BUT NEVER HAD THE TIME: write a
fourty-seven volume encyclopedia on why Voyager sucks.
> FAVE FOOD: coconut, pringles, cheesecake, human flesh
> FAVE VACATION: abducted & tortured by aliens
> FAVE ANIMAL: dragon (who says they don't exist? i think that's a myth)
From: John Kramer
Wed Nov 10 14:42:14 1999
>AGE: 19 years and some months, 20 if you count time during pregnancy
>COOLEST EXPERIENCE: Being. (Think about it....)
>LEAST FAVE FOOD: Any internal organs.
>LEAST FAVE SUBJECT: Stupid things.... (you know what I'm talking about,
>FAVE THINGS TO WEAR: Skin(I'm never caught without it...)
From: Igor Levit
Wed Nov 10 14:42:35 1999
NICKNAMES: Iggy, God
AGE: 9/50ths of a century
BEST FRIEND: My AK-47 -- goes by the name of 'Bessie'
HOBBIES: Doing stuff that I like to do.
BEST ADVICE EVER GIVEN: Don't go there!
DREAM CAR: A yellow Volkswagon Beetle covered with purple polkadots and a
big cuban cigar strapped on to the roof that gives fatherly advice and
dynamically transforms itself into a higher form of life. (Or, at least
that's what I saw in my dream ... ) [Note to any psychology majors/minors
reading this: Let's see you try to figure that one out!]
DUMBEST THING I EVER DID: Gave a presentation to the United Nations for 20
minutes before realizing I was completely naked.
SPECIAL SKILLS OR TALENT: Can spell 'kinky' without referring to the
CHARACTER TRAITS I LOOK FOR IN A PERSON: Wisdom and Charisma > 15
WHAT I WANT TO BE: The letter 'j'
FAVE MUSIC: Classic (vintage) rock, classical, that high-pitched "Ah-oh!"
sound ICQ makes when you get a message
FAVE CDS: Those America On-Line Version 3.0 Trial Membership things they
send you in the mail -- very good armor material.
FAVE COLOR: 0 35 135
FAVE SUBJECT: I don't really have one favorite -- all those foolish mortals
who worship me share my favor.
FAVE SPORT: Ping-pong, volleyball, 2nd degree manslaughter
FAVE TV SHOW: The Super-Terrific Happy Hour
FAVE CARTOON: My Little Pony
Wed Nov 10 14:43:42 1999
From: Joseph Gryglik
SIBS: 3 older sisters (imagine the suffering I endure)
BEST FRIEND: Carl (the missing friend I never met)
DREAM CAR: Anything new that runs well and has a nice looking girl on the
DUMBEST THING I EVER DID: This is hard I do a lot of dumb things
CHURCH: It burnt down just the other day
FAVE VACATION: The days I spent in the Asylum
FAVE BOOKS: I am illerate... thanks now I am hurt that was such a touchy
Wed Nov 10 14:42:42 1999
From: Josh Rosenthal
>AGE: two years too young
>DREAM CAR: one that goes when i hit the gas
>COOLEST EXPERIENCE: i hope i have not experienced my coolest experience
yet, because if i had, the rest of my life would be downhill from there
>DUMBEST THING I EVER DID: waste 2 hours and 6 dollars on Johnny Mnemonic
>SCARIEST THING I EVER DID: cried "havoc," and let slip the dogs of war
>THINGS YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO DO BUT NEVER HAD THE TIME: molly galloway.
she graduated early *sniffle*
>CHARACTER TRAITS I LOOK FOR IN A PERSON: tolerance of my dysfunctionality
>FAVE FOOD: powdered donut pancake surprise
>LEAST FAVE FOOD: brussels sprouts. or are they really elephant boogers?
>FAVE SPORT: baseball--fat men in tight pants try to hit a ball over a
fence with a stick. the great american passtime
>FAVE DAY OF THE WEEK: tomorrow
>FAVE HOLIDAY: the non-denominational pagan tree worshipping gift exchange
Wed Nov 10 14:42:47 1999
From: John Herbert Lisle
>AGE:old enough to be fucked, but not old enough to be toally fucked.
>HOBBIES: growing fang and fur and going out to kill people
>BEST ADVICE EVER GIVEN: Kill'em all and let god sort them out.
>DREAM CAR:I don't dream
>DUMBEST THING I EVER DID: reply to this email
>FAVE THING TO DO IN THE SUMMER: be dark and brooding
>FAVE THING TO DO IN THE WINTER: be dark and brooding
>SPECIAL SKILLS OR TALENT: being dark and brooding
>CHARACTER TRAITS I LOOK FOR IN A PERSON: dark and brooding
>WHAT I WANT TO BE:dark and brooding
>FAVE FOOD:Dead flesh
>FAVE ACTRESS:Any good looking girl between the 16-26 that like to take
there cloth off in films.
>FAVE ANIMAL: any dead one
>FAVE DAY OF THE WEEK: they all suck
>FAVE MONTH: they all suck
>FAVE HOLIDAY: they all suck
>FAVE PART OF THE NEWSPAPER:it sucks
>FAVE THINGS TO WEAR:My doc's(very good for kicking people who send me
Wed Nov 10 14:43:09 1999
From: David Reynolds
> SCHOOL: Not if I can help it.
> BEST FRIENDS: Mr. & Mrs. R. Hand
> COLLECTIONS: send donations to:
Rev. David Reynolds
10 Forsyth St. rm#485
Boston, MA 02115
> BEST ADVICE EVER GIVEN: "Get your Bitch Ass back in the kitchen, and
make me some pie!"
> COOLEST EXPERIENCE: two words... Blizzard, naked
> DUMBEST THING I EVER DID: see above
> THINGS YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO DO BUT NEVER HAD THE TIME: rob a bank/foreplay
> SPECIAL SKILLS OR TALENT: Ask the girls in rooms 346-357, 401-404,
406-413, 422-467, and all of the west wing ("Nudge-Nudge, wink-wink! Say
no More!"); cooking; wait, what was the question again?; pinball;
express manufacturing of high explosives; jump out of buildings in a
single bound; personal teleportation (so far only up to a maximum
distance of 10^-9 meters); great shot with a plasma rifle; doing stupid
things, and making it look cute; cow-tipping; writing long, silly
stories; i can read and write: ( C spot runn. sPot runz qikle. (Spot
has the runzs)); shaving, at least half my face; sleeping in class;
should I stop now? didn't think so; drawing silly cartoon faces; I can
sniff out a rat, anywhere in a laboratory, as long as there is a rat
there; typing; no, wait.. that one's just too dirty; i'm often
redundant, over and over again, many times, rapidly, in succession,
without a break. That is to say, I repeat myself. I, you might say,
repeat myself a lot. I do this repeatedly. it gets annoying; good humor
(bars); and thank you for your time.
> FAVE PART OF THE NEWSPAPER: the Obituaries, to see if any of my, umm,
ahh friends made the paper.
Wed Nov 10 14:43:57 1999
Subject: I decided to answer the questions again. I love boredom.
> SCHOOL: Elementary, my dear Watson.
> HOBBIES: I collect things. (see below)
> COLLECT: Hobbies.
> DUMBEST THING I EVER DID: Waged war on Albania.
> SCARIEST THING I EVER DID: Actually tried to fight the Albania Army.
> THINGS YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO DO BUT NEVER HAD THE TIME: Pick a fight
with someone bigger than me, then kick his ass, and stop just before I
kill him. Then I will let him live, just to watch him walk around in
shame for the rest of his sad pathetic life. Then I would actually kill
him and say, "Ha ha! Fooled you!"
> FAVE THING TO DO IN THE SUMMER: Eat watermellons and spit the seeds at
old people, small children, defenseless animals, and cripples Then I
like to say, "Don't mess with me. I'm the guy who conquered Albania."
> FAVE MUSIC: Classical Hip Hop
> LEAST FAVE FOOD: Yellow Dye #7
> FAVE VACATION: 1 day abduction as a result of mistaken identity.
> FAVE SUBJECT: Albania military stratigy.
> LEAST FAVE SUBJECT: I don't want to talk about it.
> FAVE SPORT: Competitive Yak Hunting
> FAVE ACTOR: The guy who played Yoda
> FAVE ACTRESS: Lassie
> FAVE CARTOON: That Japanese cartoon that sent 700+ kids to the
> FAVE ANIMAL: Deaf Bats
> FAVE PART OF THE NEWSPAPER: The index
> POLITICS: I was once the President of Albania
> FAVE BOOKS: "Advanced Statistics and Multidimentional Non-linear
Calculus for Dummies"
> FAVE VIDEO/COMPUTER GAME: Microsoft Word
> FAVE QUOTE OR SAYING: "That was the best sex I've ever had. Thank you, Sam."