squish7 / laughs

AIM, 11/11/99, 4:47pm

squish303
: i'm putting all our surveys up on my comedy site
Joshabunga: i wanna see surveys
Joshabunga: show me surveys
Joshabunga: show me damit
squish303: no no no
Joshabunga: now now now
Joshabunga: yes yes yes
Joshabunga: i'll suck your dick if i can see them all now
squish303: WOW
Joshabunga: so, gonna show me or not?
squish303: promise?
Joshabunga: d'oh!~
Joshabunga: i was hoping you wouldn't say that
Joshabunga: because i can't break a promise
Joshabunga: however i have no problems with casual fibbing :)
squish303: okay
Joshabunga: how about this
Joshabunga: if you show me them all now..
Joshabunga: i MAY suck your dick sometime in the future
squish303: how about if you promise me you'll suck my dick even though i know you're not serious
Joshabunga: so if i promise to suck your dick, i don't have to suck it, but i'll get to see the surveys anyway?
squish303: yes, but i'm allowed to say you promised to suck my dick
Joshabunga: hrm
squish303: ...which could be more humiliating for you in the long run than actually sucking it;-)
squish303: but it's your choice
Joshabunga: but can i follow up with that i only promised to do it so that i could make you do whatever i wanted?
Joshabunga: so that basically my promise was just a tool to manipulate
you? :)

squish303: yes
Joshabunga: now do you promise that if i promise to suck your dick,
that you don't go around telling everyone and anyone that i promised to
suck your dick?

squish303: no
Joshabunga: d'oh
Joshabunga: how about this
Joshabunga: i promise that i *might* suck your dick someday, and i get to see all of them
squish303: you know i think i've just decided that i'm NEVER going to let you see them because this is FAR too entertaining
Joshabunga: nonononononononononono
squish303: HAHAHAHA
Joshabunga: SHOW ME DAMMIT
squish303: MAKE ME
...
Joshabunga
: pwetty pwease?
Joshabunga: pwetty pwease in boxers wif a cute widdle puppy dog?
Joshabunga: ??
[note: I had mentioned to Josh that I love pictures of cute shirtless guys holding puppies]
...
squish303
:
ok if you want ALL of it you're going to have to go on a little more with the cute sexy stuff
Joshabunga: pwetty pwease wif a happy puppy dog and a nice soft fuzzy kitty kitty
squish303: with no guy?
Joshabunga: and a happy sexy gay guy in boxers
squish303: you can do better than that.
Joshabunga: and two happy sexy gay guys in silk rainbow colored boxers with washboard tummies
Joshabunga: all ready to make a scrumdiddlyumptious squish sandwich
squish303: oooooo
Joshabunga: and freddy prinze jr watching sitting around in happy gay boxers and liking every minute of it
squish303: holy shit
squish303: you're getting there
squish303: (i wasn't going to budge until you started mentioning freddie,
i'm compiling the files now...)

squish303: (throw in a few puppies)
squish303: (cuddly puppies)
Joshabunga: a bunch of nice soft cuddly puppies all crawling all over freddy
squish303: (and don't just let freddie sit there and do nothing are you mad)
Joshabunga: and they're happy gay puppies wearing happy gay puppy sweaters
Joshabunga: and freddy decides he's had enough and decides to be happy and gay with you
squish303: rotfl
squish303: DETAILS DETAILS
Joshabunga: i don't know about how to be happy and gay so i can't give any
Joshabunga: but you can fill in the details :)
squish303: OHHhhHHHH i think you have a better imagination than that my friend
Joshabunga: no, i really don't
Joshabunga: :)
squish303: if you want the emails you will
Joshabunga: well they're all being happy and cuddly and gay
Joshabunga: you know
squish303: what, me, the guys, freddie, and the puppies?
Joshabunga: with the happy cuddly gay little puppies
Joshabunga: yep all of you
squish303: what are we DOINg?
Joshabunga: you're...being happy and cuddly and gay
squish303: oops... i think my hard drive is starting to have some problems. the section with the surveys is starting to deteriorate!
Joshabunga: gackkkk
Joshabunga: ok
Joshabunga: they're getting nekkid
Joshabunga: and suckin' each others weenies
Joshabunga: *cringe*
squish303: pah! that's a wimpy cop-out
Joshabunga: YOU FUCKING SUCK, YOU WERE GONNA GIVE
THEM TO ME IN EXCHANGE FOR A FAVOR, AND THINKING
ABOUT A BUNCH OF FAGS PACKING EACH OTHERS
FUDGE IS NOT A REASONABLE FAVOR!!!!!!

Joshabunga: so can i have em please? :)
squish303: not yet
Joshabunga: *sob* WHAT do i have to do
squish303: ok i'll tell you
Joshabunga: ...
squish303: i want a cute cuddly scene where freddie and i are sitting on a
couch and he's in boxers and we're both petting a cute little puppy dog and
then the puppy dog crawls down freddie's boxers and starts using his cute
little puppy tongue to pleasure freddie and then freddie takes the puppy dog
out and holds him up to my face and the puppy gives me a lick, then freddie
lowers the puppy and licks my face himself then laps his way down into my
boxers where he does to me what the puppy dog did to him, and then we
puppy-kiss and get all puppy-squishy-freddie-cuddly while he *RAMS* his
hard cock up my tight ass and howls in pleasure like a vicious wolf, and
then we collapse together in a pile of cute cuddly squishy wuv.

Joshabunga: you know, you took the words right out of my mouth
squish303: i want ANOTHER scene with...
squish303: :)
Joshabunga: bastard
squish303: i think you DEFINITELY deserve one of the thirty surveys now
Joshabunga: i think i deserve all of them
Joshabunga: and the alliterations
Joshabunga: and the band list
Joshabunga: just for having to READ that fantasy of yours
squish303: i think you do to

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