squish7 / laughs
squish & autumn
quish4dummies: hey autumn
autumnalwalking: this is her friend Laura. She's not here
autumnalwalking: uh, actually it is
squish4dummies: yeah, i believe you, "laura"
autumnalwalking: fine. don't believe me. who are you,
squish4dummies: i am god
squish4dummies: ignore the username, "god"
squish4dummies: uh, actually, it is
autumnalwalking: fine, god, which religion is right?
squish4dummies: so you can be laura, not
autumn, but if i say i'm god, and not squish,
ohhhh how the tides turn then EH?
autumnalwalking: tell me which one i believe in
squish4dummies: oh, so you buy all that
"omnipotent" crap that's been propogated by
antiquated religions eh?
autumnalwalking: omnipotent means all powerful not
squish4dummies: see? you expect me to know
perfect english too
squish4dummies: that's another myth
squish4dummies: i never wrote the english
language, i can't keep up with the changes
autumnalwalking: myth, eh? why should I believe
anything you say?
autumnalwalking: or is the need for faith not a myth?
squish4dummies: because i'm god
squish4dummies: faith is silly. faith is a word
made up to sound like a nice excuse for not
having enough facts to make a logical
squish4dummies: people NEED faith because
they're too dumb to figure out what's REALLY
autumnalwalking: do you believe that facts are
objective, then? who decides what is fact? how could it be
squish4dummies: well, you can never know.
you can just take what you know and act
according to the probability that the laws you
observe in your objective universe will
autumnalwalking: subjective universe
squish4dummies: if i drop an object ten times
and it falls to the ground, i just assume it will
fall the eleventh. it may not, but that's the best i
have to go on.
autumnalwalking: so, you learn through experience. is
that why humans are so fucked up?
squish4dummies: so it's a fact in my world that
objects drop to the ground when left in the air.
it's never a completely conclusive fact; if an
object floated at some point, the fact would be
autumnalwalking: you sound like a shitty excuse for a
squish4dummies: i wrote an instruction manual
to life once but it didn't survive the third edition.
people were too intent to learn by screwing
things up. human nature i guess.
autumnalwalking: did this have a title?
squish4dummies: yes, "life's instruction manual,
squish4dummies: no, not a shitty god, just a
very bad wizard. i'm just the man behind the
curtain. people think i'm much more than i am.
autumnalwalking: that's fairly generic. i think you got
ripped off. you should've learned about patents and
copyrights and such
squish4dummies: in 12,456 B.C. it was quite
original actually. anything else ever written
was a take on the original.
autumnalwalking: you got ripped off.
squish4dummies: the bastards
squish4dummies: i told you i wasn't very good
at being god.
squish4dummies: people don't like me. they'd
rather believe i'm a super omnipotent being
who can fix anything than see the truth.
squish4dummies: so they lie to themselves and
start silly religions like christianity and
autumnalwalking: dude, hinduism isn't silly watch your
squish4dummies: i think it IS, watch YOUR
squish4dummies: why should your opinion take
precedence over mine? i am god afterall
autumnalwalking: go masturbate
autumnalwalking: and leave me alone.
squish4dummies: i don't masturbate, i'm god.
autumnalwalking: what the hell does that mean. you're
not omnipotent or omniscient, yet you don't have the
pleasure of masturbation? it sounds like you got a raw deal
squish4dummies: yes, i have a rather pathetic
squish4dummies: it's quite tragic.
squish4dummies: you want me to explain how
and what I'M about? i'm sorry, it's just too
complicated, it would melt your brain if you
autumnalwalking: you seem to assume that i am a
autumnalwalking: do you even know where i go to
squish4dummies: my dear laura, the human
brain itself does not have the capacity to
understand the full nature of god, it's nothing
autumnalwalking: I am certainly not your "dear"
squish4dummies: can a clock understand the
world of a clockmaker? it simply is built to
squish4dummies: right. i'm still getting this
typing thing down. sorry.
squish4dummies: so, laura, what do you study
autumnalwalking: the development of human sexuality
squish4dummies: the development? how can
you know the full development of human
sexuality unless you're me? don't tell me you
believe that silly adam and eve story.
autumnalwalking: no, i actually don't believe that story
and why are you knowclaiming omniscence?
squish4dummies: i don't claim omniscence. i
don't have logs of where every person who
ever existed had sex. but i do know where i
started it from, and the general evolution of the
function of human sexuality in the human
autumnalwalking: k, suit yrself
squish4dummies: well, i'd love to stay and chat
some more with you, but i have some plants to
water. i'll see you again.