ALLITERATIONS

From choyt@cs.uml.edu Sun Mar 28 23:56:29 1999
Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1999 23:18:59 -0500 (EST)
From: squish <choyt@cs.uml.edu>
To: young george lucas <jvogel@titan.liunet.edu>,
snuffleupagus <jawasilk@mtholyoke.edu>,
kapunga list <kapunga-list@mit.edu>,
harvard boy <jmccray@fas.harvard.edu>,
that weird beverly person <b.park@geac.com>, bill <wkiszka@cs.uml.edu>,
your average joe <jgryglik@cs.uml.edu>,
the next steve vai <xenophage@hotmail.com>
Subject: an amazing alliteration

the following paragraph took me forty minutes and i'm damn proud of it so
i thought i'd forward it:)

squish=)

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Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1999 23:10:50 -0500 (EST)
From: squish <choyt@cs.uml.edu>
To: Kristen Kerouac <Kristen_Kerouac@student.uml.edu>
Subject: Re: totally free, just like checking at family bank!

so saturday sounds super. i'll iterate: i imagine it's impossible i'm
indisposed. however, happenstance HAS hindered happenings, therefore
this thing that thou thinks thorougly through, could confirm catastrophic
cancellation, causing confusion; and as anybody around anyplace always
adamantly affirms, weekend whereabouts will waiver, so supposedly
saturday SOUNDS super, but boy, beware, because, noone -- not noone, not
nohow -- foreshadows future friend-filled fun fantastically. put
plainly,pondering possibilities presents possible problems: plans
pop,people perish, parties part... SO, saturday seems selected, unless
unfortunate unpredicability unfolds.

squish=)

"People living their lives for you on TV
They say they're better than you, and you agree"

- Jewel

From choyt@cs.uml.edu Sun Mar 28 23:55:54 1999
Date: Thu, 11 Feb 1999 20:57:01 -0500 (EST)
From: squish <choyt@cs.uml.edu>
To: young george lucas <jvogel@titan.liunet.edu>,
snuffleupagus <jawasilk@mtholyoke.edu>,
kapunga list <kapunga-list@MIT.EDU>,
harvard boy <jmccray@fas.harvard.edu>,
that weird beverly person <b.park@geac.com>, bill <wkiszka@cs.uml.edu>,
your average joe <jgryglik@cs.uml.edu>,
the next steve vai <xenophage@hotmail.com>, gino <ginog@sprintmail.com>,
greg <larenthan@aol.com>, speedy <rfinne2253@aol.com>
Subject: another amazing alliteration

the first one took me 40 minutes. this one took me about 2 hours.
enjoy....

squish=)

"I am relieved... I was beginning to think that I had misjudged you, and
that you were normal after all."

- Kornflake, to me

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Date: Thu, 11 Feb 1999 20:49:22 -0500 (EST)
From: squish <choyt@cs.uml.edu>
To: Kristen Kerouac <Kristen_Kerouac@student.uml.edu>
Subject: Re: i'm not even going to try!

seeing such sudden sickness, sunday sounds selectable-- wait! whoah!
withdraw! no no! no nonsense! stop! stop! stop similar sounds! cannot
continue creating cuteness! cold, carnivorous, _catastrophic_ cuteness!
why waiver, we wonder? well, tis totally true, fantastic fun
follows forging fanciful phrases; however, homework, having hierarchy,
halts; and also, always arranging and articulating avid anecdotes takes
tireless trying, takes tireless time, encounters endless effort, wastes
wistful weeks, and asks aweful avoidance. my many marvolous momentous
messages must meet dark deafening disasterous doom. but behold (blasted
blundering), it's infinitely impossible! cold catastrophic cuteness
continues against all ample attempts! damn damn, double damn! double
double damn these thoughtless thriving things, these wicked, wasteful
words, which won't willingly withdraw! HARK! HALT! HEEEEEELP!!!
MADNESS, MORE MADNESS, MASSIVE MUTILATING MADNESS; MUST MANGLE MY MOUTH!
BEHOLDER, BLIND BYSTANDER: BE BOUNTIFULLY, BLUNDERINGLY, BITTERLY,
WILLINGLY WARNED: WHEN WRITING WITH WORDS, AVOID ALLITERATION! ALWAYS
AVOID ABSOLUTELY ANY AND ALL ALLITERATION AT ANY-- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

From joshr@jhu.edu Mon Mar 29 02:49:11 1999
Date: Sun, 28 Mar 1999 21:54:13 -0500
From: Josh Rosenthal <joshr@jhu.edu>
To: kapunga-list-funny@MIT.EDU, kenyatta@jhu.edu,
freedom_infuzion@hotmail.com, jkb8@po.cwru.edu,
John Herbert Lisle <orwick@tqsi.com>, bigsteve@jhu.edu
Subject: alert--another alliteration!

Squish's alliteration bug got to me tonight...here's the result

why wonder why? can crucial clarity come sans supposition? indeed, it's
immensely impossible. qualitatively questioning queries allows astounding
accuracy and advances all aspects of our orderly observation. surely,
science seems silly, sparing skepticism. pundits pertinantly probing
political philosophies let leaders learn lasting lessons. and above all,
asking about art assists advanced articulation and admiration, allowing
artisans to touchingly transform thousands' thoughts--meanwhile, millions
more mark music as an audible artform. so, summarily, squelching skeptics
severely stagnates society. i ideally include intelligent, invigorative
investigation in infinite implementations, in infinate instances.
respected reader--readily reevaluate. it's incredible.

From choyt@cs.uml.edu Mon Mar 29 02:49:26 1999
Date: Mon, 29 Mar 1999 02:36:48 -0500 (EST)
From: squish <choyt@cs.uml.edu>
To: kapunga list <kapunga-list@mit.edu>
Subject: Re: alert--another alliteration!

absolutely astounding amazingly-articulated alliteration, admirable
artist! but by buddha, i'm insantly infuriated; damnit, don't dare
demonstrate disasterous distractions during daylight, dawn, dusk, or
on other opportunities!! creativity creates counter creativity
cravings; hence, HERE, hard homework has halted; hindering happiness,
because i believe i'm badly behind in biology (yeah yeah yeah, it's
irrationally impossible i'm in boring biology; however, hey: it
ingeniously appended an alliteration articulately), and all alliterations
take tireless time, while work waivers; so i suppose i'll soon see
assignments suffer sadistically, and all after you used your yapping --
kindlessly, carelessly -- to toss tumultous trouble. now, no necesarry
(suffering spelling?) requirements (responsibilties: reading, writing...)
can continue completion, so schoolwork suffers sourly; in fact i fear i'll
flunk! damn distraction! can't continue; much more, and away!; i'll
insantly impolde into infinite insanity, because i'm sick of this damn
thing and have to go do my homework now!

a suddenly somewhat sorry, sickeningly speech-saturated squish=)

(you have NO idea how hard i tried to NOT write this message in the light
of being behind 3 weeks in every subject. i hate you josh!;) )

"School almost over - finals next week. Mind going numb. Can't feel
fingers on my left foot."
- Beverly Park

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