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eMAiL/cHAt
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chinese
kornflake --
kornflake, chiken wings, godzilla, and chinese chop sticks of doom, all
wrapped up in a portable doggie bag for your convenience.
squish
feigning godhood -- on
the net, it's fun to pretend you're someone else sometimes. even if
it's just a plain old basic diety.
pure
randomness -- yeah,
that garfield, he's one funny komodo
dragon. did you see the one with steve urkel?
cute,
stupid people --
cuteness = intelligence^(-1) ??
nauf
vs. squish
-- It
still astounds modern historians how the human race survived the
infamous landmark day when the multiple personalities of Squish and
Nauf collided.
josh
vs. squish
–
Squish cruelly forcing Josh R to bend to his warped gay fantasies.
josh
vs. iggy
-- bet you
thought the answer to life was 42 eh? guess again!
The
Mysterious Vending Machine
-- the
vending machine. microsoft tool or government conspiracy?
the
alliterations
-- such
super-squishy strikingly simlar sounds...
and of course... thE sURvEYS:
now and again in the world of email you're virtually required by law to
fill out a stupid survey of questions that someone forwarded you.
they're read and written by only the excruciatingly bored. here are
some of my favorite surveys and answers.
survey1 -- FEB
'98.
survey2 -- NOV
'98.
survey3
-- AUG
'99. the longest survey of the three, and also the one that spawned
some of the funniest answers. The logins have been updated and
moved to:
THE LAST LOGIN.com
"Logins"
are very funny text files & blurbs that my friend Sam and I
would
write back and forth to eachother on our college linux accounts.
I've
now added a modern 20-page "last login," the ultimate conclusion to the
login
saga. Super bizarre & even adult humor.
You've never seen bestiality & gay fisting like this.
(eww!).
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Misc/Main
stUff
Sid and the Purple Turkey Blabo Beans, part I
-- a
silly story i wrote in high school.
Hot Dogs and Puppy Love -- Because of the horrid lack of cute guy / puppy pages out there.
Man's Best Beast -- Abercrombie & Fitch and Bestiality (i.e. "beastiality" to the morons who can't spell)
a
squishy wORLD
--
wouldn't the world be so much more fun if people had thought to use the
word "squish" in place of some other boring word? here's a list of what
could have been.
jelly
belly flavors -- a
list of jelly bean flavors i think jelly belly should add to their
measly 40 flavors.
fantasy
frisbee
--
ultimate frisbee meets D&D
our
band name list
-- we
argued about our band name for years. here's a handful of our attemps.
cOMiC pOEtRY
Posted 2008:
five poems from an old college poetry course
WWYDFAKB?
-- what
would you do for a klondike bar?
One-way
Love
-- "all
love is unrequited" (Babylon 5)
Poetry
-- a poem
on poetry
The
N'Sync Fan
-- poor
pathetic little girls
Ode
to Mary Poppins and Edgar Allen Poe
dOom
–
sux to be late at Reading High School
sQuishy
Nursery Rhymes
whacked
nursery rhymes
-- just a
few my friend sam and I came up with once.
limiricks
--
friends sizing up friends. Isn't that what friend are for? only three
here so far
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