kornflake, chiken wings, godzilla, and chinese chop sticks of doom, all
wrapped up in a portable doggie bag for your convenience.
feigning godhood -- on
the net, it's fun to pretend you're someone else sometimes. even if
it's just a plain old basic diety.
randomness -- yeah,
that garfield, he's one funny komodo
dragon. did you see the one with steve urkel?
stupid people --
cuteness = intelligence^(-1) ??
still astounds modern historians how the human race survived the
infamous landmark day when the multiple personalities of Squish and
-- bet you
thought the answer to life was 42 eh? guess again!
Mysterious Vending Machine
vending machine. microsoft tool or government conspiracy?
super-squishy strikingly simlar sounds...
and of course... the surveys:
now and again in the world of email you're virtually required by law to
fill out a stupid survey of questions that someone forwarded you.
they're read and written by only the excruciatingly bored. here are
some of my favorite surveys and answers.
survey1 -- FEB
survey2 -- NOV
'99. the longest survey of the three, and also the one that spawned
some of the funniest answers.
The logins have been updated and
moved to: THE LAST LOGIN
are very funny text files & blurbs that my friend Sam and I
write back and forth to eachother on our college linux accounts.
now added a modern 20-page "last login," the ultimate conclusion to the
saga. Super bizarre & even adult humor.
You've never seen bestiality & gay fisting like this.
Sid and the Purple Turkey Blabo Beans, part I
silly story i wrote in high school.
wouldn't the world be so much more fun if people had thought to use the
word "squish" in place of some other boring word? here's a list of what
could have been.
belly flavors -- a
list of jelly bean flavors i think jelly belly should add to their
measly 40 flavors.
ultimate frisbee meets D&D
band name list
argued about our band name for years. here's a handful of our attemps.
five poems from an old college poetry course
would you do for a klondike bar?
love is unrequited" (Babylon 5)
-- a poem
pathetic little girls
to Mary Poppins and Edgar Allen Poe
sux to be late at Reading High School
-- just a
few my friend sam and I came up with once.
friends sizing up friends. Isn't that what friend are for? only three
here so far