Puppy Love & Hot Dogs: Cute Guys & Cuter Dogs

Benji Madden (Good Charlotte) and Cashdogg
[zero sarcasm because I love them both to death too much]

[too cute to comment]	Hey, there, buddy, what, you think I'm cute? No no, it's a metaphorical thumbnail. Digital. Stupid human. Howard Roffman Photography	No, Lisa, put the vase over the corner with the stuffed ostrich. This is gonna be one gerat tupperwear party. I, hey, wait, I must be dreaming, I'm waking up, what the... oh great, I'm a dog again.
Vin Diesel smiling with a dog sitting vaguely nearby in the corner paying no attention to the photo shoot, staring at a floofy poodle licking its privates instead	From an Abercrombie & Fitch catalog. [No comments] =P	Hey man, nice scarf! Is that real fur?
Orlando Bloom My elven touch sense detects a furry dumb creature right in front of me	Shirtless Fireguy & Dalmation There's the fire alarm Jake! Or is it offworld Stargate activation? Either way, why don't you lick my crotch for good luck	Guy in huggies having too much fun with an overgrown tribble
Justin Timberlake and Cheetah This is the way the world ends. Not with a whimper, but by being mauled by a rabid jungle animal from Narnia that I never should have agreed to go on a blind date with.	Paul dog-Walker in therapy for a worsening co-dependent relationship	Brad Pitt .. (how much longer do I have to stare at the camera with this fucking dog on my lap?
Some guy named Josh whose last name I don't remember because I was too busy being mesmerized by this dog's piercing hypnotic stare	Abercrombie & Fitch Xmas catalog pic [not quite a dog but you get the point] ... you can't beat teddy bears, candy canes, & slightly exposed pubic hair	Thank God I'm too dumb for them to force me to make idiodic faces for the camera like Brian. It makes these shoots so easy.
Orlando Bloom shivering in his shattered masculinity being led around by his lesbian blind dates	Jake Gyllenhaal .. so much to look forward to...	Excuse me sir, do your privates need licking? Cuz mine do.
Guy and dog and frisbee all alone on the beach	Matthew Mchchanahononahey & Fido	Who's leading?
An increasinly bored Brad Pitt & ADD dog in terrible need of ritalin	"Seeking serious fun" Can we say as far from subliminal advertising as humanly possible? The poor dog.

Bud Light Ad (really). .. (Be yourself: fuck a drunk puppy and make it a bud light)	Brent Corrigan cute cute cute... oh and the porn model's sorta hot i guess	Greg Vaughan pbblbbl=P, hey Spike, you said I'd never be in a photo shoot with a Young and the Restless actor, well look at me now, you owe me like four hundred milkbones
Jesse Mccartney I don't want another pretty face I don't want just anyone to hold I don't want my love to go to waste I want you and your beautiful BOWL Am I crazy for wanting you? Maybe do you think you could want me too? I don't wanna waste your time Do you see things the way I do? I just wanna know that you feel it too There is nothing left to hide [I just changed one word. Now you understand the song]	Ashley Parker Angel (O-town) and the ugliest fucking dog on the planet but Ashley's cute enough to compensate	Matt Dallas -- Kyle XY "My first memory was of a dog urinating on my neck while I stared with a dumb face at a flashing metal box"