| women | straight aeropostle guys | curly-haired microsoft CEOs | green day groupies |
| children | abercrombie and fitch models | dreadlocked people dreading padlocks | drunk korn fans |
| poodles | aeropostle / abercrombie wearing nuns | lilipad frogs jumping jumper cables | elderly metallica lovers |
| squirrels | sears / salvation army wearing pedos | dreadful deadlocked padlock conference | elvis shaped marshmallows |
| gay jocks | hot shirtless construction guys | telepathic dead mammoths from pluto | organic trapt concert tickets |
| bi jocks | elderly bulemic groundhogs | this space nonintentionally left flashing | cockroach lion nonsense |
| gay dogs | wife-beating autistic satanists | my nephew's molester's great-aunt alice | whirlwinds of magenta fog |
| warriors | boring bestiality-boasting blogs | alice in chains and hanes and dental floss | this space intentially left red |
| wizards | tic-tac-taking timmy-tormenting toddlers | talking toothbrushes named blurf | transexual u2 floriographers |
| dragons | the holy strength card white spirit-guy | scope bottles moronically named ted | gay florist choreographers |
| elves | deadbeat alimony-oweing terra angels | anyone at all named ted in fact | dead florists' pet kittens |
| gay elves | lesbian charismatic chaotic terra angels | anyone named ketchup, mustard, or mac | floral rural whirlpool urinals |
| pink dragons | specialist werewolf-vampire negotiators | no enrique hold you're fire it's me!! | power flowers |
| pink frogs | narcoleptically bored webmasters | anyone from finding forester | flower powers |
| your mom | twenty-six bux if you can name this song: |
anyone finding finding forester | bizarre sour power-hour 7 |
| my mom | am i loud and clear? or am i breaking up? | anyone who finally found finding forester | dainty daisy deathwatchers |
| wow wow | am i on your farm, or am i a dead duck? | oh my god i've finally lost it... | dandilion mispellor agents |
| bow wow | are we getting bolder, or is it just the font? | if you're happy and you know it it it it it it.. |
leather-clad matrix nuns |
| kaPLOW! | click here for -7.8E406 canadian dollars | jesus, enrique, you shot me twice | bottom right corner phrase |
| Ways you might have gotten here: 1) typing something ridiculous into a search engine 2) combing my homepage for invisible links 3) entering something random after my site like /yogurt 4) searching for "XT-YHWR567Y 0 0 0 DESTRUCT 0" 4) hiring a bunch of monkeys to type random urls 5) god-given vision of url in flaming stargate symbols 6) clicking on your bookmark you have from previously being here 7) you fell asleep on your keyboard and typed the url 8) i'm just adding lines at this point to match the right side length 9) you recently entered a contract with me to rent out this page 0) i definitely can't think of anything else oh except |
Other things that are half-hidden: - all my boxers & briefs (and yours) - your ex-girlfriend's new alias - fetish sites for narcoleptic flatworm-lovers - the atomic weight of deep-friend ostrich - my real name (guess guess) - the value menu at starbucks - the value menu at abercrombie - the blueberries in blueberry morning - up up down down left right left right b a start - a bunch of remotely located key houses in zelda 2 - the long version of this list |