Squish the Nut, in a Nutshell
I'm Squish (aka Chet, Rif, Squish7, SquishToGo, and endless
variations of these), and this is my
silliest and generally little-updated personal website. 50 other
projects take precedence (e.g. the EXTERNAL links section way to the
right with the colorful logos), but a lot of the material here on
squish7.com is just plain
timeless (the INTERNAL links just to the right of this box), so
check it all out at least once! Or at least, do so
if you're a random surfer with no power to cast official judgement on
the lack of professionalism of the site. If you're anybody
remotely professional who would not be impressed by the silliness and
slight(?) crudeness here, please exit and re-evaluate whatever less
silly/crude project I may have contacted you about.
This site (and my nickname at times) is "Squish7"
for one reason: to remind you that the "7" is, ironically and shockingly, the 7th
letter in "Squish7." (I suppose it could have been
"Squish7890123456.com," but that's how long "squishfordummies.com" was,
which was giving me carpal).
I'm really in no mood to quantify
precisely who I am nowadays within the context of this site while
simultaneously maintaining I'm a complete professional everywhere else,
so here's my Squish7.com-relevant bio that's basically been here
forever: I'm a crazy, chaoticly creative, cute, cuddly comedian slash
singersongwriter slash novelist slash philosopher, on a constant quest
for sanity and all stuff, and an undying crusade to have fun, mock
reality, and prove to the world I'm a supergenius by blowing Earth to
hell accidentally by or around the year 2047.
Things that make me feel squishy
Frisbee, guitars, pez, rubix cubes, espresso, Tums, corollas, fractals, Home Star Runner, Jak & Daxter, Diet Dr. Pepper, Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Finding Nemo, Finding Forrester, Finding my lost sonic screwdriver I dropped in a pile of s*** somewhere on Gallifray, Donnie Darko, Cube2: Hypercube, Battlestar Gallactica, Dr. Who, Sum41, and Trapt.