SOMEWHAT SLOPPY
SUPER SAMPLER

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circus clown getting drunk in a 

  graveyard at midnight
big red van* CLIP LYRICS

not quite a love song CLIP LYRICS

killer butterfly CLIP LYRICS

indians on steroids^

bipolar grocery shopping*
pepe the purple platypus

kornflake CLIP LYRICS
not in love with your hygeine
ritalin precautions
monkey and a pitchfork*

my mute friend

+ 10 non-comedy songs

(folk, synth, piano, recorder)

FLOATING ELEPHANT
EGGS FROM HELL

things that would suck CLIP LYRICS

multi-hued toxic eggs LYRICS

monkey and a tampon* LYRICS

bald chicks* CLIP LYRICS

lemonaid & drano^  LYRICS

where do missing socks go CLIP LYRICS

better bounce your boobs LYRICS

dogs go to heaven, gays to hell LYRICS

mike's hard prune juice

potatoes n' pedophiles

bubbles n' buggles

KAL 7K 2-09 UPDATE

Hey guys it's Kal-7000 again.  I've had a little trouble untangling all the Xangles, Blorkk, & Squish7 frwoa static, so I just smooshed a big index onto Squish7.com 'cuz Squish has been around for awhile and gets a few hits and us krforbs and Blorkkians are just starting to show up on your xnet you call the internet.  Squish is a little annoyed he doesn't exactly have a homepage for the moment, but you gotta break a few eggs if you wanna be a marketing agent for a couple known universes.  See, Squish was surfing some fracolic waves that the Earther nerds might call the Force, and discovered most of his creativity stemmed from a local flutonic phylo pool; what you might call a hyperspacial library.  He was crushed to discover he wasn't very creative after all from our xangle, so he just flipped us off and stuck to his.  (Maybe that's why he's degenerated from from wasting his creative talents on YouTube, to an even more useless campaign to fight for YouTubers' legal Fair Use rights on TubeRights.org).

Xangles is a new project Squish is involved in--that intermingles creative philosophy, fractals, humor, and science, on many levels and mediums--because his pluton cells vibrate at a similar harmony to the brains of the other couple Earthers and krforbs working on it.  Or maybe it's just the krforbs.  Or maybe it's a whole coorporation.  Or aliens.  The beauty of Xangles is, if you don't really know what it's about, then it's whatever the hell you hallucinate it to be.  Check out Blorkk and the Fractal Wallpapers those are kinda cool and always check back for more.  (This is probably an excellent page to bookmark).

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KAL-7000