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Xangles

BOADD.org
Bank of America Defecit Disorder

TubeRights.org
Stand up for your Fair Use rights

THE FIRST LOGIN

Frangles
Chapter1: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
Chapter2: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
Chapter3: 1 2 6 7

WB is the most active XFBS7 project, worked on mostly by Squish.  About a third of a standard paperback novel is now posted.


The most frequently updated source for XFBS7 news.
Blorkk
Ggrurlgrum:
Speak like an Urgg
Skit-Prose Lesson #1:
Read amd write skit-prose
Pik's Desktop:
Starting to need RAM!
Grurp Swamp -
Updated as slow as a swamp

most recent skip skit
Dan, Kim, and a chinchilla
new backgrouns

meta fractals color math
logic ethics know brain
metaphysics fractals color math logic ethics know psych

SquishTube    &    XanglesTube
TrapT (band) in the CUBE Trilogy Fan Trailer (+Cube2/Zero)
TRAPT CUBE
Cube2: Hypercube Spoof: Super Happy Death Traps
SUPER CUBE
lem
LEMONADE
tuberights1
TubeRights #1

TubeRights #2
ali
ALI
Swing Life Away Lesson Part 1 - Easy Chords / Intro / Bridge
Swing Lesson 1
Swing Life Away Lesson 2 (Rise Agaist): Normal Chords
Swing Lesson 2
Esther the Bowling Cat
ESTHER
gd1
Pepember #1
io91
Io-9 Low iter
io9b
Io-9 High Iter

Hot Dogs & Guys
man's best beast

squishy world
Blabo Beans
jelly bellies

band names


SUF PICKUP
(standard ultimate)

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LEXINGTON
WOBURN

BELMONT

ARLINGTON

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LINKS
Google  g
Wikipedia W
Dictionary d
Rhymezone rz
Naked Castle
Dr. Floyd
Fractal Explorer
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Free Tetris
Solve a Rubix
Homestar  hr
UPA  upa
YouTube
yt
Kyle XYxy

Squish Comedy Album: TBOTSSSS

SOMEWHAT SLOPPY
SUPER SAMPLER

BUY ONLINE HERE

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intro CLIP

circus clown getting drunk in a 

  graveyard at midnight
big red van* CLIP LYRICS

not quite a love song CLIP LYRICS

killer butterfly CLIP LYRICS

indians on steroids^

bipolar grocery shopping*
pepe the purple platypus

kornflake CLIP LYRICS
not in love with your hygeine
ritalin precautions

monkey and a pitchfork*

my mute friend

+ 10 non-comedy songs

(folk, synth, piano, recorder)

Squish Comedy Album: Elephant Eggs

FLOATING ELEPHANT
EGGS FROM HELL

IN PRODUCTION
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do not smash this CD

things that would suck CLIP LYRICS

multi-hued toxic eggs LYRICS

monkey and a tampon* LYRICS

bald chicks* CLIP LYRICS

lemonaid & drano^  LYRICS

where do missing socks go CLIP LYRICS

better bounce your boobs LYRICS

dogs go to heaven, gays to hell LYRICS

mike's hard prune juice

potatoes n' pedophiles

bubbles n' buggles

ramen noodle park



KAL 7K 2-09 UPDATE

Hey guys it's Kal-7000 again.  I've had a little trouble untangling all the Xangles, Blorkk, & Squish7 frwoa static, so I just smooshed a big index onto Squish7.com 'cuz Squish has been around for awhile and gets a few hits and us krforbs and Blorkkians are just starting to show up on your xnet you call the internet.  Squish is a little annoyed he doesn't exactly have a homepage for the moment, but you gotta break a few eggs if you wanna be a marketing agent for a couple known universes.  See, Squish was surfing some fracolic waves that the Earther nerds might call the Force, and discovered most of his creativity stemmed from a local flutonic phylo pool; what you might call a hyperspacial library.  He was crushed to discover he wasn't very creative after all from our xangle, so he just flipped us off and stuck to his.  (Maybe that's why he's degenerated from from wasting his creative talents on YouTube, to an even more useless campaign to fight for YouTubers' legal Fair Use rights on TubeRights.org).

Xangles is a new project Squish is involved in--that intermingles creative philosophy, fractals, humor, and science, on many levels and mediums--because his pluton cells vibrate at a similar harmony to the brains of the other couple Earthers and krforbs working on it.  Or maybe it's just the krforbs.  Or maybe it's a whole coorporation.  Or aliens.  The beauty of Xangles is, if you don't really know what it's about, then it's whatever the hell you hallucinate it to be.  Check out Blorkk and the Fractal Wallpapers those are kinda cool and always check back for more.  (This is probably an excellent page to bookmark).

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KAL-7000


News 10.11

Okaaay, so it looks like this sitemap is turning into a permanent temporary sitemap (at least for now!), which is bad news for my homepage but good news for everything else (I think).  Truth is, I want to do different things, but don't have the time for everything I want to do.  I've had these stupid little news summaries up here for awhile now, so I'll take a shot and finally posting a decent sized rant as to what's going on with me.

A lot of my free time is spent on "Frangles", which is a humorous online novel saga, like Douglas Adams, except written with a very innovative structure: nonlinear prose, which means you can re-arrange the pages to form many, many different stories and books (once anything more than a hundred sporadic pages are written).  Frangles is a saga of the Xangles project, which may or may not have something or nothing (pr everything) to do with me.

If you haven't noticed this yet, XFBS7 is intentionally left a mystery as to who or what exactly is working on it and whose idea it all is to begin with.  (XFBS7 stands for "Xangles, Frangles, Blorkk, & Squish7).  It could be just me devoting all my time to it [which would require a full part-time or full-time weekly commitment for it to be all me, not to mention I'd have to be an extremely fast and prolific artist to do all this], or be anything else you can imagine.  Remember I spend a lot of time on YouTube, too, or at least work on a lot of stuff I'm not posting just yet (though I could be bluffing; hmmm...).  All in all there are over 600 paperk paperback-lengthed pages of Frangles prose (at 2.5 pages/day now), and lots of growing hi-rez high-iteration fractal backgrounds getting more popular as time goes by.  So I'd have to be either extremely prolific to be doing all that, or doing this 24/7 with no sleep or sex or fun!  It's one possibility, but there's lots other poosibilities too.  Maybe I don't spend ANY of my time on XFBS7 at ALL, and a couple friends or net-friends asked me to be the XFBS7 spokesperson because of my online humorous stuff that vaguely covers the ballpark of Xangles material.  Yet it's also incredibly different and often nothing like it at all, so your guess is as good as mine.


XFBS7 could also be a collaboration of any kind imaginable.  Perhaps I met a few friends of different majors in college; say a computer science major, an English major, and a overly creative cafe owner who always wanted to spend more of his time doing something more creative than deciding what flavored coffee to put out for the day.


If you're schizophrenic, it could quite easily be a couple aliens introducing strange artistic concepts to man; hell knows this stuff is quite bizarre.  Nonlinear fiction to my knowledge has never even been attempted save the children's book series Choose Your Own Adventure, and that's when we didn't have the power of computers to surf nonlinear pages (printing them out manually and rearranging them is near impossible).  It's quite a creative idea; in fact I was fascinated by it myself when I first came across it.  It almost semed too strange an idea for the human imagination to come up with.  It seems a tad like relativity, something that blows everything out of the water; or maybe it's just narcisistically full of itself!  (Manic psychotic creativity can often do that).


ANYWAY, I've tried to make this big index as uniform as possible, but you can clearly see that each domain in XFBS7 has quite a different style, so don't be fooled that my links all look the same.  Squish7.com is the sitemap only because it's accumulated a lot of hits over the years and it was a good place to start talto start promoting the project (maybe I was paid off... hmmmm).  And of course, it still has all the links to my stuff, so it's still Squish7.  Also, it's quite possible that my ADHD got bored with updating my page all the time and my ability to hold a job has gotten better over the years, so I don't have much time for it, which is why XFBS7 could have little to do with me.


Incidentally, the uniform feeling of Xangles, Frangles, and Blorkk is done partly by having the same style of fractal artwork used for all three.  Every image or background on Xangles, Frangles, and Blorkk is rendered on a free program called Fractal Explorer.  The backrounds, too.  The XFBS7 artistic methods for using it to create the artwork have evolved since we/I/whoever started using it quite some time ago.  We've developed a style in the way someone might with watercolor or oils or body art, or the way someone might learn to skateboard, or be good with graphic digital software.

To sum up, the news of my life is that I may or may not be involved with any or all of the stuff you see here, as well as working in secret on other projects of my own, or for XFBS7, or something else, or not at all!  What a scooby dooer, unh?  It's kinda weird, actually, not being able to really give you any concrete news, but that's what XFBS7 is all about.  You have all your clues; you decide.  Anyways, there's a zillion pages of my stuff to go through above (if you haven't read it all, it's something for you to go do!), and if you want to keep up with XFBS7, just click all the links above!

While time to time updates will be here, day to day updates on all XFBS7 are posted on the Frangles Updates page, so check that for up to date news (it's tedious having updates pages on four domains, so some are just now and then, and some are more frequent, like the Frangles Updates Page).

--Squish
(aka Squish7 &  SquishToGo)
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